No fertility treatment for fatties

Well fertility treatment on the NHS anyway. This is the headline I've just seen. Apparently fatties are less likely to have successful fertility treatments than stick insects.

This leads the fascists that run the NHS to conclude that they therefore should not have access to the treatment on the public purse. To conserve scarce resources you see. Should the fatties then not have right to opt out of paying for the NHS? What these folks have be made to understand is that the fatties are amongst the Owners of the NHS having been forced to pay for the bloody thing..